i wish i was skinny enough to wear leather jackets and short jean shorts and short skirts with ripped leggings and boots and look sexy as hell and then come home and drink hot chocolate while wearing an oversized sweater and cute fuzzy socks without feeling like fucking shrek okay
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
Football players usually make commercials about underwear, Nike, Adidas, cars etc. and then you have the German football team who does nutella, beer, shampoo, and razors
Don’t make nazi jokes. Really don’t do that.
Many Germans have like zero national pride and the only time you will see a german flag (not counting government buildings) is during a world cup. Waving the german flag and being enthusiastic about Germany is normally associated with Nazis so please don’t ruin this by telling Nazi jokes.